Twin Peaks Usenet Archive

Subject: Re: Who Killed Emerald Palmer?
From: davidbe@sco.COM (The Cat in the Hat)
Date: 1990-05-08, 14:30
Reply-to: dave@sco.COM (The Cat in the Hat)

Yo!  Dig what tim@hoptoad.UUCP (Tim Maroney) sez:
-In article <>
-(Sho Kuwamoto) writes:
->Still, I feel that Madeline is NOT LP.  First, Albert would have done
->found out in the autopsy.
-Dental records could tell them apart, but he'd have to decide to doubt
-the positive identifications by people who knew her well to go to the
-inconvenient step of checking dental records.  What he was after was how
-the girl died, not who she was.

Not just dental records.  Fingerprints.  Hair color.  Eye color.  Height.
Bone structure.  Madeline and Laura were only *cousins*.  They weren't 
identical twins.  I don't care how much Lynch and company want to run
this idea into the ground, but I cannot believe that they look so much
alike that a non-grief stricken person would see the two as identical.

Albert would have had her medical records simply so he could compare 
Laura's final state of health (other than being dead) to her normal one.

Madeline is *not* Laura; it'd be really cheap if she was.

-- David Bedno aka dave@sco.COM: Speaking from but not for SCO. "I've seen more tits than you'll ever have." - mostly unknown