Twin Peaks Usenet Archive

Subject: Re: The Major
From: oliver@ucscb.UCSC.EDU (Dolphin)
Date: 1990-05-12, 15:06

In article <9280004@hp-ptp.HP.COM> johnc@hp-ptp.HP.COM (John_Cates) writes:
||The Major... Is there an Air Force base nearby? Why aren't there other 
||airforce uniforms in existence? Maybe the Major is a "Major" and is really 
||the town dog catcher?
| Yeah, and he seems to always be in town. Maybe there is a secret "S.A.C."
| base hidden in one of the peaks, like N.O.R.A.D. in Colorado. Maybe the
| time travel is done via UFO and they are tracking the UFO flights in T.P.
| Could there be more involved than anyone ever expected? Naaaaaa. . .

Or, he is retired.  Most likely, I think.  But is also a little Toing
in the head.  But so is "Jane, His wife" aka Mrs. Cleaver...