Twin Peaks Usenet Archive
Subject: Re: Who did kill Laura Palmer???
From: firstname.lastname@example.org (Bill Donahue)
Date: 1990-05-22, 10:49
Reply-to: wwd@cellar.UUCP (Bill Donahue)
Why is everyone missing the obvious??
WALDO killed her!
Obviously in cahoots with the owls. (Pun not un-intended).
Leo (white hat) didn't kill the bird, he EXECUTED it.
Along the lines of homage to film-noir, does anyone else expect that
Ben Horne will turn up trying to corner all the water rights in
the Pacific Northwest, ala "Chinatown"? Note: this is very difficult,
kids, do not try this at home.
"I don't like birds." -- Dale Cooper