Twin Peaks Usenet Archive

Subject: Messages from Outer Space
From: (... Mok.)
Date: 1990-10-08, 07:17

   Now, we finaly know what the Major's job is. He is an interstellar Mailman.

"My log has something to say. Do You know it?"
"No we haven't been introduced."
"I do not introduce the log. Can you hear what it says?"
"No Maam, I cannot."
"Then I shall translate. Deliver the Message."

   That may have been from memory, but one ting is clear. That chunk of wood,
or maybe the lady herself is very sensitive to messages from the aether.

   Somehow, I missed the point of this post. I have accepted that this is a
supernatural thriller instead of a murder mystery, but outer space wasn't
in that description either. What next? Aliens come down from outer space
and tell Cooper who killed Laura Palmer? That's it! The Giant is an alien!

   I lost my grip on reaity LONG ago, but now I feel like I'm starting to
loose my grip on Twin Peaks. And TP is so much simpler than reality... Oh,
well. Life is like being run over by a semi.

-- _ _ _ The Rule of Fives: All things happen in 5s or multiples of / ) ) ) / 5 or are in some way directly or indirectly related to 5. / / / __/_> "The harder I look the more I find this to be true." / ( (_/(_) \ -Malaclypse the Elder, KSC