Twin Peaks Usenet Archive
Subject: Re: thoughts on 12/8....
From: email@example.com (R o d Johnson)
Date: 1990-12-09, 12:32
In article <1990Dec9.firstname.lastname@example.org> email@example.com writes:
> >3. How could Cooper have looked up at the owl so naively?
Clearly you are not male.
You see, when men pee in the woods, we go into a state of blissed out
communion with the universe SO INTENSE that we are unable to have a
single coherent thought. Obviously it leaves us defenseless to malign
forces like owls; on the other hand, it's one of the big reasons so
many of the men you meet are the spiritually advanced, introspective,
in-tune-with-nature, incredibly swell creatures we are. Next time you
ask yourself, "why IS it that men are SO GREAT?", just remember this.
Just wanted to clear that up.
-- * Rod Johnson * firstname.lastname@example.org * (313) 650 2315 * "Become FUEL, you FOSSILS!" --Ambush Bug