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Subject: Re: thoughts on 12/8....
From: rjohnson@vela.acs.oakland.edu (R o d Johnson)
Date: 1990-12-09, 12:32
Newsgroups: alt.tv.twin-peaks

In article <1990Dec9.132905.1479@vax5.cit.cornell.edu> wd5j@vax5.cit.cornell.edu writes:

> >Questions:
> >3. How could Cooper have looked up at the owl so naively?

Clearly you are not male.

You see, when men pee in the woods, we go into a state of blissed out
communion with the universe SO INTENSE that we are unable to have a
single coherent thought.  Obviously it leaves us defenseless to malign
forces like owls; on the other hand, it's one of the big reasons so
many of the men you meet are the spiritually advanced, introspective,
in-tune-with-nature, incredibly swell creatures we are.  Next time you
ask yourself, "why IS it that men are SO GREAT?", just remember this.

Just wanted to clear that up.

-- * Rod Johnson * rjohnson@vela.acs.oakland.edu * (313) 650 2315 * "Become FUEL, you FOSSILS!" --Ambush Bug


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