Twin Peaks Usenet Archive

Subject: Re: Suicide (was Re: Other Important Things (SPOILERS!)
From: (MattBrockman)
Date: 1991-04-05, 15:25

In article <> (TiffanyTwisted) writes:
> >	I believe that just recently a woman somewhere on the
> >	East coast succeeded in decapitating herself with
> >	a chain saw.  I don't know how big or strong she was
> >	but that's gotta take the cake as far as impossible
> >	methods of suicide go.

I can't believe I'm discussing this, but....

All you would have to do is tape the chainsaw in a
posistion so that it stays with the blade parallel
with the ground and continues running and then
"fall" onto the blade w/ you neck (from a kneeling
position maybe?) 

Anyways, the axe sounds the worst.