Twin Peaks Usenet Archive
Subject: Re: Suicide (was Re: Other Important Things (SPOILERS!)
From: firstname.lastname@example.org (MattBrockman)
Date: 1991-04-05, 15:25
In article <email@example.com> firstname.lastname@example.org (TiffanyTwisted) writes:
> > I believe that just recently a woman somewhere on the
> > East coast succeeded in decapitating herself with
> > a chain saw. I don't know how big or strong she was
> > but that's gotta take the cake as far as impossible
> > methods of suicide go.
I can't believe I'm discussing this, but....
All you would have to do is tape the chainsaw in a
posistion so that it stays with the blade parallel
with the ground and continues running and then
"fall" onto the blade w/ you neck (from a kneeling
Anyways, the axe sounds the worst.