Twin Peaks Usenet Archive
Subject: Re: Suicide (was Re: Other Important Things (SPOILERS!)
From: email@example.com (TiffanyTwisted)
Date: 1991-04-05, 10:16
In article <firstname.lastname@example.org> email@example.com (Mark Thompson) writes:
> >In article <1991Apr1.firstname.lastname@example.org> keb3@po.CWRU.Edu (Keith E. Bitely) writes:
>>> >>>If you are still interested (and hence, still reading), we have
>>> >>>encountered some very creative methods for attempting suicides.
> >I have seen photos of people who have actually commited suicide by smashing
> >themselves on the top of the head with an ax. There were MANY shallow cuts
> >across the top of the head indicating multiple blows. Its hard enough to
> >imagine hitting yourself once with an ax, but many many times is unthinkable.
I believe that just recently a woman somewhere on the
East coast succeeded in decapitating herself with
a chain saw. I don't know how big or strong she was
but that's gotta take the cake as far as impossible
methods of suicide go.
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