Twin Peaks Usenet Archive


Subject: ***UGENT BULLETIN*****
From: mt1z+@andrew.cmu.edu (Michael Bruce Tomblyn)
Date: 1991-04-25, 06:44
Newsgroups: alt.tv.twin-peaks

Target: Ultra Slim - Fast

What to do:

Buy a 15 oz can of Ultra Slim - Fast, Chocolate Royale (The powdered
stuff, not the pre-mix). Write your name, city, and state in thick,
black marker ON THE LABEL, not the top. We're gonna pull those off (the
tops, that is).

Send the can, so it arrives by May 6th, to:

Nathaniel Durham
2019 K Pepperstone Place
Greensboro, NC 27406
919/294-1561

Nate is going to take all those cans, and get in the Guiness Book for
the World's Largest Diet Shake. This will be a well-covered media event,
and we'll tell 'em again that if they sponsor, we'll buy.

Twin Peaks is carrying the excess baggage of Nielsen stupidity.

Diet time!

JC

PS. Distribute this message as widely as possible ASAP, and please,
don't shorten or modify it. Thanks.


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